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series 1: he mostly flirted with Tim, why does no one acknowledge this??? he also called Josh his special little boy, but he really did flirt mainly with Tim

series 2: little bit of height-based flirty humour with Jon, not much though

series 3: no one was his type :( like, Paul is beautiful but Greg is scared of him (I am also scared of him)

series 4: constant hearteyes at both Joe and Noel

series 5: deeply charmed by Nish, weirdly Mark was trying to flirt but Greg missed it, Sally was a legend and i genuinely hope he got her sorted after the wrap party

series 6: i think Russell realized during those studio records that he is the kind of man who would sell his body for the right price and i don't think he liked finding out how low his floor was. Greg just thinks Russell is pretty.

series 7: "i would quite like to take Phil home but that's a private thing" is maybe the gayest thing Greg has ever said in a crowded field of incredibly gay shit, also when James first said “suck it” and Greg wrote it down and very quietly said “we can drill down into what ‘it’ is later, off camera” i quivered a little

series 8: if those studio records weren't a sexual awakening for lain Stirling then they were a waste of everyone's time

series 9: Ed is such a great example of the kind of secure heterosexual man that bisexuals like Greg usually believe they also are. Ed's masculinity is not fragile, he just genuinely isn't sexually attracted to any men. no, not even the really sexy ones, Greg. also the fact that Greg has a special “talking to Ed Gamble” baby voice is so cute it makes me a little angry.

series 10: speaking of bisexual men who think bisexual is a flavour of straight; i love you, Richard, but your life would make more sense to you if you were to suck a few dicks

series 11: Greg wasn't flirting with Mike but Mike was intently flirting with Greg, how long do we think that's been going on

series 12: none of the men were his type again :(

series 13: i genuinely think Greg and Bridget are exes, there was a crackle! the men were unusually sexless, except Alex who was the horniest he’s ever been

series 14: the men were not Greg's preferred flavours :(

series 15: Ivo and Mae both tried so hard and got nowhere, i genuinely can't decide whether it's sadder if Greg didn't notice or if he did notice and pretended not to

series 16: Greg had a big ol embarrassing crush on Sam and we all saw it. also he was so deferential toward Julian that it halfway convinced me Greg actually does know he's queer. i have no questions about whether he is, i just want to know if he knows.

series 17: multiverse theory means there's a world in which Nick and Greg are married and knowing that is important to me

series 18: no one was his type, but no sad face because he and Jack got to quietly bond over dominating Alex :)

series 19: Mathew is Greg's type to such a degree that I think he turned the corner toward 'out of his league' and Greg got intimidated. the double fistpump he did when Mat snogged his golden head after CoC 4 is the queerest thing Greg has ever done, and he has declared himself bisexual on TV twice.

series 20: Greg flirted with Reece so much but stepped on his own dick the whole time, I was embarrassed for him, stop calling the grumpy old man you want to fuck old and grumpy