* idiots to lovers romantic starters
also known as rivals to lovers / idiots to idiots but theyโre lovers / rivals to besties / rivals to idiots, the list goes on. some of these are inspired by pre-existing media. change pronouns/aggressive terms of endearment/insults as you see fit! these can also be platonic of course!
โi dunno. sometimes i justโฆ feel things when youโre around.โ
โyour ass is your best quality.โ
โdo you ever feelโฆ likeโฆ you knowโฆ things? likeโฆ those warmโฆ feelings?โ
โoh my god, stop looking at me like that! iโm gonna end up kissing you.โ
โsometimes youโre not annoying.โ
โyou donโt, likeโฆ make me wanna tear my eyes outโฆ or whatever.โ
โyou love me? are you sure?โ
โi donโt hate you.โ
โshut up and stay. please.โ
โi hate when people say shit likeย โyouโre my best friend, i love you, i canโt imagine my life without you. i wake up and youโre the first thing on my mind, and the last thing before i go to sleep. suddenly all the love songs make sense.โ you know? i prefer starting it by saying how much i hate when other people say it, then say what i mean anyway. itโs way less embarrassing like that.โ
โwe arenโt friends. friends donโt do this kinda thing.โ
โmaybe i donโt wanna be just friends with you.โ
โwho the fuck said you arenโt funny?โ
โwho the fuck called you boring?โ
โwho the fuck said that? youโre great.โ
โi donโt think youโre weird. i think youโre cute.โ
โi donโt think youโre weird. youโre a dumbass, maybe, but i like that about you.โ
โobviously i like you! iโve been trying to tell you for ages now!โ
โiโve been flirting with you for the last six months, thanks for noticing.โ
โsome parts of you donโt make a lot of sense to me, but i donโt know why the sky turns pink at sunset and i still think itโs beautiful.โ
โi want you. i donโt know why, i canโt explain it, but i just wanna be around you all the time.โ
โi woke up one morning and realised i loved you.โ
โyouโre the worst. i love it.โ
โyouโre stupid, thatโs what you are, buddy.โ
โi wouldnโt die for you, but i think iโd kill for you. maybe. but then, that would mean going to jailโฆ nah. i take it back. no offence.โ
โdid you know when i call you dude i mean it romantically?โ
โwhat are you gonna do? kiss me?โ
โyou donโt look totally ugly today.โ
โyou lookโฆ never mind. i didnโt say shit!โ
โtheyโre just flowers, donโt read into it.โ
โcan you please stop moving your mouth so i can kiss you?โ
โyou wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.โ
โi trust you, stupid.โ
โi love you, dumbass.โ
โyouโre a pain in the ass but iโm glad we met.โ
โof course i care about what you think of me!โ
โyouโre looking at me funny.โ
โiโm not looking at you funny! this is just how i look at someone i hate.โ
โbeing with you makes me feel like a better person.โ
โbeing with you makes me feel like a better person. i look like an angel compared to you.โ
โhuh? what was that? are you being nice to me?โ
โsorry i made things weird the other day. we can still hang out, right?โ
โsorry i kissed you, that was stupid. letโs just forget about it.โ
โmaybe kissing you was stupid but i donโt regret it.โ
โare we hugging right now, bro? is that what weโre doing? do weโฆ keep going? do we stop?โ
โiโm not going anywhere.โ
โiโm here, arenโt i?โ
โthis is all your fault!โ *it is not*
โyou drive me crazy in a way that makes everyone else look boring.โ
โi can tell when youโre lying, you know. you ainโt slick.โ