Little Rocket's Big World

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

tony stark overpaying his workers. tony stark being in the news every week for buying his workers stuff and never mentioning it but some of them reach out to local stations about it, and others just wait until fox news starts slandering him to call in and say “he paid my son’s medical bills and you can suck my ass if you think you can badmouth him without me and millions of americans indebted to him telling you to shut the fuck up, lady” like,, Imagine

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When someone finally truly sees you

masculinity 110% secure and I’m living for it

I love how happy Corden is in the background at watching this unfold :)

My dog

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry