first of january is always so funny to me like 90% of the world is either asleep or awake but piss drunk. every day should be like this

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first of january is always so funny to me like 90% of the world is either asleep or awake but piss drunk. every day should be like this

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made me think of them
i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”
this is what i’m all about babyyyyy
They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.
well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps
[Image Description: first image: a photo of a red cardinal sitting on a branch of a bare tree, above a bluejay sitting on a lower branch.
Second image: a photo of a bluejay and a red cardinal, wings outstretched and appearing to square off with each other in the snow.
Third image: a photo of a bluejay and the smaller red cardinal, sharing a wooden perch. The perspective makes it look like they're cuddling. End ID]
i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

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actually i deserve to have glowing yellow eyes and teeth a little sharper than normal. i earned it
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”
this is what she looked like
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Please tell me that I'm not the only one who will refuse to call facebook "meta".
I literally live in fandom spaces, if I search "meta" somewhere and facebook appears first I'm going to personally go kick zuckerberg's ass.
Okay okay but here's the thing.
MetaCompany put out a PUBLIC CEASE AND DESIST.