SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

first of january is always so funny to me like 90% of the world is either asleep or awake but piss drunk. every day should be like this

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

actually i deserve to have glowing yellow eyes and teeth a little sharper than normal. i earned it

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend