the best thing happened to me today which was that my local library has a box of tiny plastic ducks free for the taking and the other day i took one because one can never have too many ducks, amiright??? anyway today by today i had forgotten about it but i tapped my back pocket instinctively and felt a lump and i was like “what could that be?” and reached in and its was A PLASTIC DUCK and in my shocked delight i accidentally dropped my phone on my foot and it hurt more than anything in the world ever so :)
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