PLOT TWIST!!! Anthony is a girl!

[Image Described: a digital drawing of Julius Caesar, face to the ground on his knees. In his back are four daggers, in his right foot is a single dagger, and in his booty are lots and lots of dagger. End I.D.]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

Peridot steven universe has one of the best redemption arcs out there because it involves her telling her boss to fuck off over a magic zoom call and then immediately hanging up

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

Enjoy it while it lasts, Canada and Philadelphia.

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

people who take media where the entire cast has generic anime sameface and make fanart giving all the characters detailed, distinct, and interesting features with big noses and different eye shapes and varying body types are braver than any US marine and also the backbone of our society 

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them