Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

someone who loves you just told a sweet story about you. someone else just saw your favorite food in the store and almost bought it even though you’re far away. someone walked past your house and thought the garden looked nice. you are never as alone as you feel

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

no we absolutely do not

what is the january mood?

I mean, you couldn’t plan it if you tried, so it’s a genuine accident. And also a freaky one - like throwing a coin and it landing on its side.

Alongside Atlantis this is also one of the most underrated Disney movies out there.

not feeling like jacking off :/

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

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