Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
will byers stan first human second
if i look back, i am lost
d e v o n
πͺΌ
blake kathryn
RMH
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pixel skylines
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
styofa doing anything
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
$LAYYYTER
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Keni
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@littlegrayraincloud
Shawshank Redemtion: When Andy is telling Red about his dream to move to Zihuatanejo and buy a boat Red tells Andy that he shouldnβt waste his time on βshitty pipedreamsβ. Andy literally crawls through a shitty pipe in order to fulfil is dream
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Heβs constantly confusinβ, confoundinβ the British henchmen, evβryone give it up for Americaβs favorite fighTING FRENCH MEME
LARGE BAGUETTE
IM TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN
LARGE BAGUETTE!
AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS - IM!
LARGE BAGUETTE!
WATCH MY SAUTEEING IβM GLAZING IβM GRATING IM-
LARGE BAGUETTE
I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS
LARGE BAGUETTE
I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS⦠AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS
we rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips
we can bake this bread at yorktown, top it off with seeds but, for this to succeed, thereβs something else we need
SMALL HAM MAN
Iβm reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-
βCame up with the ever changing floor plan.βΒ
Really, Ravenclaw? Really?
βYou know what this school needs? To not make any sense-β
βRowena, I donβt think-β
βExactly, you donβt think. Iβm brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think theyβre doors-β
βBut how will the students get to class?β
βTheyβll have to figure it out.β
ββ¦β
βEveryday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.β
βThe stairs move! This doesnβt seem safeβ¦I think Iβll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.β
βDitto. I think the dungeons would be saferβ¦β
ββ¦My kids will brave these stairs. Iβll take the other tower.β
#Rowena snipes that βcunningβ means Salazarβs students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that βcunningβ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all Thatβs Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all rightΒ (via @mzminola)
#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey Iβm just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friendΒ (via @dinosauriaawesome)
iβm literally crying this is 100% what happened
(hey tumblr please donβt delete the previous peopleβs comments like you did the last time i added someoneβs tags to a post mmkay)
No but thatβs actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I canβt even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now Iβm on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but Iβm here and itβs just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because itβsnot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anythingΒ βhere is: the nearest paintingβ like fuck you siriΒ
actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90β²s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parentsβs ages, and hadnβt been back to hogwarts in several decades, if theyβd even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids.Β
rowena knew what the fuck she was doing.Β
This post kept getting better and better.
This fandom is amazing
When I hang out with people...
CAGAS: so I've been thinking....
Me: mmmhmmm
CAGAS: I want to make sure I mean it before I say it. Because when I say it, your head may explode.
Me: .......
CAGAS: ......
Me: ......
CAGAS: ....
Me: *begins to giggle*
CAGAS: oh god
Me: *begins to cackle*
CAGAS: ......
Me: *cackles*
CAGAS: alright. Let's watch Merlin
Me: *screaming*
*several hours later*
CAGAS: I hate you and your stupid show
Me: *cackling*
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The Rising 1916 Movie just posted new photos on twitter! Colin Morgan and Brendan Coyle script reading! You know what this means! The movie is going ahead!!! Woo hoo!
ok wait
Les Mis where everything is the same except Fantine is played by Kermit the Frog. But thereβs no other muppets. So like you watch the show because youβre not sure this is real, but no! You see Kermit the Frog sell his hair and his body to help his young impoverished daughter. And after Fantine dies, the show goes back to normal and proceeds as usual. And the show is long that you question whether that actually happened by the time it gets to bring him home. And you decide that couldnβt possibly have happened. But right as Jean Valjean is dying, and the audience is sobbing, you hear a familiar voice: TAKE MY HAND-
@i-have-the-charm-of-a-dead-slug
Boing boing boing boing boing
Boing boing boing boing boing
- IM NOT SURE IF WEβRE TALKING ABOUT HIS TITTIES OR HIS DICK BUT OH GODΒ Β (viaΒ sebuttchinstan)
#i was so distracted by his star spangled titties that i didnt notice the bulge of freedom #wELL GAWDDAMN theres a fuckin eagle in ur pantsΒ (viaΒ winterthirst)
Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong
Me: this is just a casual form of enjoyment. This is a healthy way to express my appreciation for this fandom
Also me: *reblogs 200 different memes in the fandom within 5 minutes, loses followers for filling their dashboard with unrelatable trash*
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Chef Ramsey is my hero....
Dad: What's taking so long with dinner?
Me: I'm plating as fast as I can! The meat isn't cutting prettily.
Mum: It's fine. It doesn't have to look perfect
Me: Don't say that. Gordon might hear you.
-next day-
Van on the road: We'll paint the inside of your house in 1 day!
Me: Psh. Gordon's design team can paint and decorate an entire restaurant over night.
Tobias: Oh, stop booing. Thereβs nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
(3 July 2016)
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Remember: He's 98, not dead. π
is all we have left of these b r o k e n memories
