LittleGoobus

MAGISTERIUM FANDOM WHY ARE YALL ALWAYS THE MOST ACTIVE WHEN IM GONE SMH (I STILL HAVENT FOUND MY TBK COPY 😭) I have been Lurking ™️

my two moods are Fuck you, Alex Strike (/affectionate) and Fuck you, Alex Strike (/derogatory)

FUCK I THINK I LOST MY COPY OF TBK WHERE IS IT maybe it’s for the best (NO ITS FUCKIJG NOT I NEED CALRON FUCK YOU)

sorry I keep disappearing my FNAF hyperfixation came back out of nowhere and is trying to drag me back into the seventh circle of hell but I promise I’m still here (sometimes) oh right this is supposed to be a magisterium post ermm Aaron Stewart. so real right. don’t u agree. (You have to or I will come find you) (I want to put him in a snowglobe) (the goober.)

I had a whole long post about how deranged the comments and forum posts on the magisterium fandom wiki were but then tumblr deleted it so have this lower-quality post - there were Call and Celia shippers. Aaron and Tamara shippers. I thought those ships were just TBK fuckery what the fuck - numerous, numerous posts about how “the golden tower is soooo good ur just haters!!!” and “omg the maugris twist is so crazy lol xd” - the most wack-ass theories u’ll ever see. -I couldn’t find the original post so ur just gonna have to trust me but someone said they shipped calron because, I quote, “they have much chemistry” - someone shouting about how because there’s a horse on jaspers shirt in the silver mask it’s obviously drew not Jasper 💀💀💀 - I couldn’t find this one either but an actual person posting that “I love callmara in canon because they just suddenly fall in love and that’s how it works in real life” 😭 - “I hope they don’t bring Aaron back to life!!!1!1!” - “this and Harry Potter are my favorite books!!! Harry Potter is better though!!!!” - “yOu caN’T ShiP cALrOn They’RE bOtH bOYs!!!” Basically just the absolute weirdest posts in general with a few sane ones thrown in. If you ever enjoy having ur brain rot slowly while nine year olds from 2017 eat all ur braincells one by one I recommend the magisterium fandom wiki 😃👍

also im rereading the magisterium TRILOGY again and i have decided to listen to a playlist composed of my favorite songs while im reading tbk. this cannot possibly go wrong.

thinking abt constantine and My Alcoholic Friends by The Dresden Dolls

sometimes I think about the magisterium series if it continued at the quality of iron trial and tcg

finished tgt again because, apparently, i like putting myself through immeasurable pain yeah it was as bad is i remembered. gonna go reread the first three now.

i literally cant commit to anything im almost done with the first chapter of my crackfic but i immdeiately get ideas and motivation for a serious fic i cant anymore 😭

dont talk to me im scrolling through old magisterium/calron posts and seeing how people were like "oh yea calrons gotta be canon!!! just hang in there guys!!" before the series ended is making me MELT im sobbing again why and people being hyped for. tgt. and tsm. like. they didnt know what was gonna happen i feel so sorry for them.

petition to punt all the people who write weird underage magisterium smut off the face of the earth (it’s not just the weird proshipper theres another one on ao3 and iirc another one on wattpad)