cullenary cuisine

My theory about the vampire's marble skin in twilight is that it functions kind of like that cornstarch and water mixture. When it's touched gently it feels soft and kind of normal, but when it's hit with force it's impossibly hard and impenetrable. Idk what laws of physics would dictate this but I stand by it.

“She’s even started to recognize that the most ostensibly heterosexual thing she’s done, “Twilight,” has its own queer sparkle. “I can only see it now,” she says. “I don’t think it necessarily started off that way, but I also think that the fact that I was there at all, it was percolating. It’s such a gay movie. I mean, Jesus Christ, Taylor [Lautner] and Rob and me, and it’s so hidden and not OK. I mean, a Mormon woman wrote this book. It’s all about oppression, about wanting what’s going to destroy you. That’s a very Gothic, gay inclination that I love.” — Kristen Stewart for Variety

Twilight remake with a muppet cast. Charlie Swan is the only human. Still played by Billy Burke. is this anything

New Moon au where instead of jumping of a cliff Bella dyed her hair some terrible color with shitty dye like a normal person after a bad breakup. Obviously, Alice still showed up.