today’s the day
fuck I posted this a day late
Time is an illusion you fuck.
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Xuebing Du

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Cosimo Galluzzi
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

oozey mess
sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Andulka
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
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@littlegeyboy
today’s the day
fuck I posted this a day late
Time is an illusion you fuck.

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Legally Blonde
I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.
There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.
I just love that the lioness (a fiercely protective species) was 100% on board with it.
“Thanks, Janet, it’s been one hell of a week, you know?”
paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf
me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake
that poor gay skeleton
The “Jesus Christ!’ took me out.
Skull face bookseller Honda-san is a god damn gift

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chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
this post appears once every million years
I’M DEAD
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOSH
It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom
BIG STRONG DAUGHTER
I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭
When another gay is hired at your job
When you’re the new gay who just got hired
When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job
When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager
When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.
When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.
When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time
when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap
This all happened at Lush.
i cant ever find her…..but she always seems to find me
Nature wants to remind you that you are worthy of self love ⁺˳✧༚*・゚*:♡

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The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials
that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy
Gay_irl

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fuck all internalized misogyny except for misery business by paramore
There’s a palpable sexual tension in that one
“She’s got a body like an hourglass” and why is this relevant, Hayley?
@farmcorelynch elijah ur mind........
In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime: