*rolls self into a burrito of feels*

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing