Wow I sure am gay

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

i like how in video games images are called sprites. hey yall look at my video game images, i'm calling them elves

this video game character is represented by a series of ghosts

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

@littleblueturtle123

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc