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when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

put your paw in mine. look directly into my eyes. we are touching snouts now. everything will be okay. i pawmise.

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

(right clicks you)

i just felt someone right click me