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the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

an atom is about the size of a pea btw. maybe a little bigger.

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

at the end of the day this is run and play with friends dot com

Puppy can Grow Up to become Puppies Dog.

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring