This energy is intense.

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

I shall reblog the day after Halloween

2 days before Valentines day

It’s funny I’m seeing this actually literally 2 days actually before Halloween, lol

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEEEEEN

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

every 20 year old white dude getting an arts degree thinks hes young Keanu Reeves. but they’re not. you hear me, Matthew? you’re not Keanu. youll never be Keanu. now wash your fucking hair

i’d like to nominate this for an oscar 

@creepitreal666 omg

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a while.

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

i just want to be able to be in line at a coffee shop and call up my girl and see what she wants me to bring her back while she’s still in bed maybe i get flowers on the way

ya know like….you always hear about the classics™ authors having stupid wild shenanigans with each other. they all banded together to be dumbass chaotic english majors together. the stories are great and they’re all considered timeless genius writers….we don’t have that with modern age authors? where’s the goddamn sense of community? where’s the saucy tales of jk rowling, stephen king, james patterson and nicholas sparks locked up in an orgy cabin during a hurricane and having a writing contest. no one’s ever gotten in a fist fight with stephanie meyer. rick riordan didn’t cry face down in george r r martin’s garden after no one liked blood of olympus. jodi picoult doesn’t have a single damn calcified heart in her possession. cassandra clare and suzanne collins never had sex on a grave. neil gaiman has never gone on a week long sex-binge that would have killed him if r l stine didn’t intervene. john green has never written a book in two weeks while snorting massive amounts of cocaine. where’s the drama!!! where’s the scandal!!!! where’s the intrigue!!! modern day authors have to step it UP a notch, God dammit.

In foookin HOWLIN