Lit Relatable

-William Shakespeare, 1594-1596

literally a plague on both your houses i’m not even kidding

my honest opinion is that all fictional romantic couples should be separated by death and the surviving one should develop an unhealthy and offputting obsession with the dead one's rotting corpse

i just don't think it's that serious unless they're leaping into the grave in the middle of the funeral and begging to be buried alive alongside them or sleeping next to the bloated putrefying remains of their dearly beloved for decades

when i’m just trying to make it through the week but tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time, and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

— Benedick at the beginning of Much Ado About Nothing

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” well I asked Lord Capulet and he said you are a saucy boy