Pledge, Turn, Prestige

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

I dont have tumblr sorry

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

she took the pey wet in the divorce

I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby

she told the judge i had been smacking our barms

in Wigan I'm as good as fucked

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you