Star Wars & Shakespeare

“I could fix him.” yeah well I would eat his heart in the marketplace.

shakespeare quotes will be like “let the blowing of spring wind alter me / let the turning of winter’s tides move me / let the flicker of night’s candle snuff me out / but let not my fear change my mind” and printed on ten billion t-shirts and stickers forever which great and then in context the character will be getting ready to kill a baby or eat someone or something

shakespeare plays are actually aboutt men kissinh eachotber

As I stare forlornly into the distance i contemplate how the Ahsoka show should by all rights be about her being followed everywhere by the two very annoying ghosts of her jedi masters