Ephemeral

some people just aren’t meant to be happy and unfortunately i’m one of those people

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

i wont lie i miss cock and pussy on dash unprompted. you used to be able to follow someone and theyd just put cock and pussy on the dash sometimes. nothing to do with their blog they were just having a moment. because of Horny. what do you get nowadays. a measly nipple? an Adults content warning ? all because of Woke. sick and twisted.

just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today. just get through today.

i don't understand how i am supposed to live with this profound sadness. to be honest

I will forever be the person who says "it’s okay, I understand.." even when my heart is breaking into pieces..

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

as above (hairy pits), so below (full bush)

this app is great bc i’ll be scrolling past gifs of two men having raw sex and then i’ll be inexplicably whisked away to the app store page for the monopoly app

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate