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hi

We're made of paper

And our quality goes up and down at will

Please collect

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homunculus-argument

"Problematic height gap" was a concept made up by people who have never seen the kind of short people who go out to interact with the public. Those fucking gnomes fear nothing. If they're at the exact right height to bite you in the nuts, they will.

And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.

The tall people who are also large are mostly chill in my experience. Sure some of them must be assholes just out of statistical inevitability, but it takes some edge out of life knowing that someone could try to hit you with a tank and all they're going to find out is whether or not a Leopard 2A7 has a crumple zone. And most importantly they are never tactically prepared for getting bit in the nuts.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

the-slender-pages

if I draw a really nice apple on your paper would you have a really nice apple

I think so!! We've never tried apples before, actually!

sir-qwillian-ferne

can I give you a really nice apple then

the-slender-pages

Okay!!!

if I draw a really nice apple on your paper would you have a really nice apple

I think so!! We've never tried apples before, actually!

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the-slender-pages

What's this...?

{ Raven looks at the page, folding their wings/arms behind xir back. Eir movements are slow, relaxed, even a tad sleepy. He knows something isn't quite normal about what's in front of it, doesn't quite know what yet, and frankly, is entirely unconcerned of any potential threat it may holds to herself. }

@blackwingedslender

hi!!!

its nice to meet you!! we havent met anyone in a while :3

blackwingedslender

Ahhh. Hello there, nice to meet you as well. My name is Raven, and you are?

the-slender-pages

we're the pages! we're all over the forest, so we don't really have names

raven is a nice name though!!

What's this...?

{ Raven looks at the page, folding their wings/arms behind xir back. Eir movements are slow, relaxed, even a tad sleepy. He knows something isn't quite normal about what's in front of it, doesn't quite know what yet, and frankly, is entirely unconcerned of any potential threat it may holds to herself. }

@blackwingedslender

hi!!!

its nice to meet you!! we havent met anyone in a while :3

let's be bad at video games together

realest-slenderman

let's collect my pages together

id do anything with you slenderman

learningfrenchslenderman

Collect my Adobe stock

the-slender-pages

Could you collect us?

Sorry we haven't been active, we've been busy :(

Dunno when we'll be active, but! We can answer asks :3

alexander-kralie

Tell Tim I hate him

@stupidschizoprenicman hey, this anon hates you for some reason and wanted me to tell you

stupidschizoprenicman

What??????

alexander-kralie

Idk. Is there something you're not telling me, Tim...?

stupidschizoprenicman

NOT THAT I CAN REMEMBER?????

the-slender-pages

It's okay Tim, we like you :3

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poorlydrawnslenderman

STOP collecting my pages those are my kids' ART i ran out of room on the FRIDGE and this seemed like a good idea at the time

the-slender-pages

It sometimes hurts when they rip us off trees :(

slender-statistician

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Voting ended onNov 23, 2024

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scp-researcher-slenderman

Propaganda for me:

-I am semi-decent.

-Those are all my reasons

the-slender-pages

Oh! Okay :3

realest-slenderman

Nice afternoon

bitchlessslenderman

not enough pages

the-slender-pages

Sorry, we were on break! We'll get back up soon :3

warcrimesimulator

thinking about creatures.

warcrimesimulator

look at this thing

warcrimesimulator

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

The long rat cat

I thought this thing was a lizard for a sec

Its also got them exaggerated furry toes

@slenderfurry i think you wouod enjoy this creature

OH BOY

Thank you

the-slender-pages

Can we be friends with them?

creative-clawmarks

You know how most people do a thing where they talk to their pets like they're babies?

...I can't stop imagining Tim just talking to dogs like their just his buds from work he sometimes meets up with at the bar. Like, the real reason Alex got mad at Seth for bringing his dog was because Tim was just talking to him for ages, complaining about his job or something.

Am I crazy? Can you see the vision?

I see your vision.

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Oh boy.

I'm excited.

Collect my fursuits.

beatlesfeetpics-deactivated2025

I will come collect that cum. With my mouth.

Meet me in the woods.

the-slender-pages

Can we come?

You may.

the-slender-pages

We have decided we regret our decision to watch.

Yeah. That's okay you can leave

the-slender-pages

cool. bye.

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Oh boy.

I'm excited.

Collect my fursuits.

beatlesfeetpics-deactivated2025

I will come collect that cum. With my mouth.

Meet me in the woods.

the-slender-pages

Can we come?

You may.

the-slender-pages

We have decided we regret our decision to watch.

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