I Don't Even Know

someone went back to the devonian period to post this

Sylphrena Fights a Chasmfiend circa 1173 (colorized)

neil gayman epic divorce mitski war crimes grusk baby nic cage joe exotic george bush star war fucking namjoon bts what the fuck i don't care anymore every time i go on twitter i want to become a russian orthodox monk

We didn’t start the fire

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

legit read this as ‘assassinated’ first

i love having secrets for no reason that arent scandalous or sensitive…like going to cvs but refusing to tell anyone at all abt it bc i decide that information is just for me bc i feel like it

The sun hit different now that it’s illegal

despicable me is a valid movie facebook moms just decided the minions were funny instead of paying attention to the found family message that it was actually about

it was simply about a bald russian man with fucked up legs that learned that loving his three adopted daughters is more important than stealing the moon

listen my dude…. reagan.

The queer community been knew, my dude. Dump my body on the steps of the CDC.

!!!

Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”

is sulu texting

he’s livetweeting chekov’s problems