Consciousness in Abundance

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

i get high & start actn like joe biden

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

opens my wallet and a very large and expensive looking moth flies out of it

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now

ai can’t deliver a painting to you with cat hair stuck in the paint strokes. but i can. and i will, every time. you don’t even have to ask.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen