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Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

Evidently landlord and lawyer were some rough slander 250 years ago, maybe we still have some things in common with the founding fathers

shout out to the film’s editor who back in the 1970’s completely hid the negatives for that scene for decades allowing us to have it restored for the 2002 re-release

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though

"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝