I forgot to worry and just had fun

I just want lighting to return to movies and tv-shows again. It's been so long since I last saw what actually happened on screen. I miss it.

Someone tagged this with “Pay lighting professionals” but I read it as “Gay lighting professionals” and I think that yes, this problem can only be solved by hiring more gay lighting professionals.

“i’m not attracted to fat people” just say you don’t have taste and go

I know the study hypothesized that it’s because glasses wearers don’t touch their face as much. But as a glasses wearer, I think Fatsexybitch is onto something with #1.

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

what the fuck 😁

Yeah this is a thing

Are you serious

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

No they’re very real

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

It’s fun

Oh, it’s a blast.

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

that is exactly what we’re telling you

His energy is unmatched

This is like, the pipe organ of bonking your siblings with the empty wrapping paper tube 😍

Derry girls season 3 would fix me

I PRONOUNS YOU NOT GUILTY

Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

i’m sorry but the hannah montana transition music is truly what’s driving me nuts watching this

not being dramatic or anything but i think i’ve actually spent about 10 months of this year tired and sad

but at least ur gay right

at least i’m gay

remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying