Rogue Mastermind

if a person of color is telling you that you’re being racist you need to recognize it and apologize. if a gay/bisexual person is telling you that you’re being homophobic/biphobic you need to recognize it and apologize. if a transgender person is telling you that you’re being transphobic, recognize it and apologize. if a woman is telling you that you’re being sexist, recognize it and apologize. the line is not yours to be drawn.

If someone of the opposite gender tells you you're being sexist you need to recognize it and apologize.

Awkward thing I said #456- my husband told me we were doing Christmas at his parents house this year because his mom has cancer (she has had back and forth fights with cancer for 6 years). And I said "youre gonna keep using that trump card till it dies, eh?"... *crickets*

emily dickinson suggestion: be so reclusive that people in your town refer to you as “the myth”

Apparently if you play the Indiana Jones theme music at an archaeological dig like half the people reach for their phones

#the other half reach for their phones if you play the jurassic park theme

As an anthropologist I find this hysterical