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what do you mean nobody liked your spotify link my lady? *growls*

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

may god forgive my wretched sins (spent money)

if my strange, freakish, widely disliked (situationship) best friend from childhood suddenly became a beautiful, charming, sought-after socialite, dismantling my sense of our friendship being rare and special and private, and also feeling that i lost the kinship of someone who is just as strange, freakish, and widely disliked as i am, i would also have a legendary crash out in the halls of buckkeep. would it be unfair yes. would i do it yes. fitzchivalry farseer i understand you

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

sometimes the tragedy is fun! sometimes the fact that there will be no happy ending is fun! sometimes it is really neat that one character is stuck in the past at the expense of the present and the other is going scorched earth towards the future and they’ll never be on the same page ever again! i like that.

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

burrich having sex with fitz's mom, dad, and wife is so funny like he was the homewrecker the side bitch AND the faithful wife

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

"hes insane and kills people" ok but he whimpers