Je m'appelle baguette

Why feel guilty for napping!!!!! Like if ur body is tired let it lie down and rest!!!! This is officially a pro-nap blog.

‪Me in my academic papers: “One has to laugh…”‬

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

Why does this kitty need fifty cents?

because cats are small dragons and need to hoard shiny things

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

weddings are crazy expensive me and my s/o will just have an ancient blood ritual in the woods at 3am

the moon herself is going to join our hands in marriage……..its called intimacy 

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

This picture smells like oil paint, cigarettes & dog

is this a whole foods review

i fucking love this so muchn 

*takes an evil shower*