My favorite of Randvi’s flirting lines during her quest is when she’s like “Eivor, did you fuck Soma?” and then when you tell her you didn’t she’s like “well you should have here’s why”

decapitates you but its clear that im not used to using a sword so it takes like 3 swings and i still havent fully got through your spine and theres blood everywhere and im honestly kinda getting frustrated now so i just kick your corpse a couple times and leave

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

:/