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30+ year old women are the backbone of this website
reblog if you're literally 30+
"one man's hell is one man's paradise."
Sylus in Death and Rebirth trailer.
IâM GONNA LOSE MY MIND NBWKDSLAKSJSWK LADS MAIN STORY UPDATE LETâS GOOO đĽđĽđĽ
SYLUS AND ZAYNE IN ACTION. SYLUS DRIVING THE CAR IN CAR CHASE SCENE. IâM SKDBSKSBSKWMDMSNWN
are shitty memes a healthy coping mechanism?

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sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!
Finally people are starting to listen to what women have been saying all along.
And in other news, water is wet
Not like women have been telling y'all this since the beginning of time or anything.
I mean, yeah, at one point three years ago I was curled up in a fetal position literally screaming/crying/gasping for breath on my bed in my dorm room, so my response to this headline is basically, âNo shit.â
No wonder women are so likely to ignore heart disease/attack symptoms. If something isnât as bad as my cramps, I figure it canât be that bad.
THAT LAST COMMENT
No seriously. There arenât enough people who understand how important that last comment is. I lost my right kidney four years ago because of âif something isnât as bad as my cramps, I figure it canât be that bad.â
My. Fucking. Kidney.
Donât force people with periods to internalize and silence themselves when they have cramps!
Can confirm âcanât be that bad because periodâ.  I had a kidney stone and it took me like 2-3 days to realize it wasnât my period because it basically felt like that.  Pain is normal for women (and other people with a uterus), itâs part of being a woman, and so weâre much less likely to know when the pain weâre having is bad because we deal with so much of it some much more often than men do.  Pain is not always a âsomething is wrongâ indicator for us. Â
jesus. I never thought of it that way.
So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
Iâm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me âwhy would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?â Theyâre 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, âA little slappy to make daddy happy?â
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said âim crying on the insideâ
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.
Fweej lives on đđđ
you started a cult to a tentacled entity with a name not matching the orthography of any human language. Congrats on becoming the villain of a pulp fantasy story.
The legend must continue
i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
My favorites are:
- Who knows? I think YOU KNOWS!
- He was number one!
- Whatâre they selling? CHOCOLATES
- Halfway there. Halfway there. Halfway there.
- The gangâs all here
- Have you tried setting it to Wumbo?
- I donât need it. âŚ. I NEED IT!
Me in ten years time (staring down at a picture): ahh my beautiful husband.
Husband: aww
Me: (holding a picture of my bias) not you

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every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
âwomen canât driveâ
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
âwomen never shut upâ
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
âwomen are shallowâ
Lol next
âmy wife is my ball and chain lmaoâ
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a manâs chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a womanâs chances of getting a raise or promotion
âwomen are too emotionalâ
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. Weâre taught to put menâs needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I donât really think I need to.
This was a cool read
Republicans are literally the dumbest people Iâve ever met.
A teacher like her makes a huge difference
Legit sheâs the best.
1) Sheâs greeting each kid individually
2) She asks what they want as a greeting (aka consent and what they feel comfortable with)
3) She doesnât rush their decision
4) She chose options that can cater to anyone. A kid doesnât like being touched, hey letâs do a little dance. A kid doesnât get the affection they crave at home, hereâs a hug. A kid is in between being okay with physical contact but not to the point of a hug, hereâs a high five.
iconic. amazing. wow.
The amount of people who are still questioning if this is real⌠Y'all this IS real, he actually said this. Obamaâs a whole shawol
i can still quote franâs response word for word
she
she just
she just did that

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I literally canât get myself to sit through movies that donât have women. Iâm like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye
Even if itâs historically accurate?
as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990
All the notes of âwomen werenât on old time battlefieldsâ are wrong. There were more prostitutes and merchant women than there were soldiers in most every encampment. They followed the armies, marching alongside them, and notably ran the camps.
Many more women dressed as men to fight.
Long before female nurses were officially considered to be a part of the military, they were already on the battlefield. They merely didnât get written into official reports because they were âinvisible womenâ, ânot supposed to be thereâ. Usually they would be local women running a makeshift care center out of their homes.
Movies involving ancient societies? Guess how many had female fighters?
Spies? Mostly female. Yeah, only the men were caught, usually (because nobody suspected the servant woman), but historians believe most cases had more women spies than men. Most cases meaning across time and continents.
Giving me a movie on samurai? Women were trained as well to avoid being captured and raped, and often fought just as hard as men. One woman notably survived multiple battles, and became a hero alongside her sisters after taking out 7 men before dying in her last fight (usually in sword fighting youâd be lucky to take out 2 enemy soldiers. 7 is fucking insane, but because she was a woman it was shoved under the records how the lord managed to survive).
Women have ALWAYS been on battlefields. Women have an intense history in driving victories and losses alike. They were supply runners, fighters, spies, assassins, prostitutes (look up how prostitutes essentially ran the western world, or even the social status of harem members. They literally fucking ruled), even underground activists.
The only time there werenât many women were with cowboys. Actual western cowboys tended to be both POC and gay. In fact, any time women didnât have a near equal or greater presence, there was a LOT of gay men.
History: either 80% female or 100% gay. And itâs 95% POC.