In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[ID: two simple figures with text over them. 1: "Don't tell me what to do" stands angrily, fists clenched, birds eye view head, and is red all over. 2: "Please tell me what to do" is clenching their face and hands and is crying and shaking /End ID]

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

ID. pixel art in magenta blue and purple of shiny lace-up boots. the person wearing them is mid-step. End ID.

casting a spell

what kinda spell? :3

whatever you want :)

waow so much potential.... i think i will cast a spell of.... having a nice time :)

haha nice spell you two have got going on here… mind if i add a little something?

yeah sure what's that evilwizard?