Random Rambles

Today I learned that T. Rex may not have actually ran like the lumbering beasts in Jurassic Park, but might've actually ran like ostriches.

I put The Amazing Digital Circus characters in Tomodachi Life. Day one, I got Showtime and Abstrabbit.

What gets me about French toast is that its origins lie in Rome long before France was established. Heck it was more popularized in England and Germany as "poor man's pudding".

So, I'm just pacing my room getting lost in my thoughts. Next thing I know, I've spent an entire hour ranting to myself about coconuts. I'm legit crazy!

I mean, I'm not the best when it comes to talking. Sure! I'll start out just fine, but before you know it, I'll have shoved my size 10 shoe down my size 2 esophagus.

You get your act together and be the man she deserves, or you will be sporting a fresh pair of cement kicks and there is a party under the sea that would love to see them.

I'm an adult and I sit on my couch like a rebellious teen. I'm an adult and I climb the stairs like a dog. I'm an adult and I drink from a juice pack. I AM AN ADULT!!!

What in hooplas ring did you do in the washroom?!? You were in there for more than 3 hours, and when you finally leave, I go in to find the toilet smoking a cigarette!!!

I'm so done with summer already. My work load is tremendous and my back hurts. It sucks working in a hotel during this time.