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the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

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clicks you with my mouse cursor and lifts you into the air
moves my mouse from side to side and shakes u
lets go of the mouse button and sends you flying towards the the edge of the screen
*goes flying offscreen* *lands somewhere you can't click but sticks around eating up your system memory*
lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time
I mean Republicans are already showing up to fight antifa protesters carrying semi automatic weapons and AK-47s. I feel like Iâm not interested in more weapons in public thanks.ďżź
if a republican shot at me i would simply use my sword to cut the bullet. perhaps youre just not an antifa supersoldier like myself
The names Practice
Mal Practice
Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)
He needs surgery on all of his bones
Very well, here is my credit card :)
I accept no payment I do this because I love it

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rare fish. please no questions
why would a fish need sunglasses
what the hell i just say
minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about itÂ
im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images
@ the people in the notes saying itâs lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic
Itâs SUPER obvious when you compare Steveâs model to Alexâs
Steve is brown and themâs the facts!
Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet
Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool
Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit đ İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then đ˘
am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm
I wanted so badly to make some cool, dynamic first-time fanart like the other kids, but,,,,,,

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Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote
emperor kuzco was clearly gay
hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ainât got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when heâs rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit
Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.
He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.
Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.
In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.
So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.
playing a game called âwhat modern day thing would kill a victorian era childâ
victorian era child that got cocaine prescribed for a headache trying 4loko:
u like 2 posts in a row from the same person and tumblrs like. do u wanna turn on their notifications? do u wanna kiss them? do u love them? do u wanna fuck them?
Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesnât want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people justâŚ. Donât recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

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ah! so youâre the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?
this is literally a morrowind npc
Wait Iâm sorry I mean no disrespect but are you not going by P***y A** anymore? (Not Pussy Ass)
Iâm trying to think of a joke response thatâs even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I canât. It doesnât exist.