Linaseraphina

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

clicks you with my mouse cursor and lifts you into the air

moves my mouse from side to side and shakes u

lets go of the mouse button and sends you flying towards the the edge of the screen

*goes flying offscreen* *lands somewhere you can't click but sticks around eating up your system memory*

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

I mean Republicans are already showing up to fight antifa protesters carrying semi automatic weapons and AK-47s. I feel like I’m not interested in more weapons in public thanks.

if a republican shot at me i would simply use my sword to cut the bullet. perhaps youre just not an antifa supersoldier like myself

The names Practice

Mal Practice

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

He needs surgery on all of his bones

Very well, here is my credit card :)

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

why would a fish need sunglasses

what the hell i just say

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

u like 2 posts in a row from the same person and tumblrs like. do u wanna turn on their notifications? do u wanna kiss them? do u love them? do u wanna fuck them?

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

this is literally a morrowind npc