~Kitty~

eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

You’ll never convince me that this wasn’t a carefully calculated plan.

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

Apparently you can send potatoes through the USPS without a box?? You just slap a label on it and away it goes

Wait, it gets better! You don't even need a label, you just write the delivery address ON THE POTATO

safer (you not gonna die horrid death so easy), not so cursed but still ominous, you are alone bc you are in a tower but you can do groceries no problem, just chilling above everything else

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.

Daily reminder: Transphobia actively contributes to sexism. If you don’t fit the beauty standard and are seen as masculine in any way shape or form, you are seen as transgender and as a “problem”

I think it's incredibly important here to not overlook the fact that she is a Black woman. Transphobia, racism, and sexism overlap significantly because of the incredibly eurocentric beauty standards women are judged on.

This is the only way I want to be convinced to do taxes: by manga.

My birthday! The day everyone dreads. Tax day.

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

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