A Sweet Transvestite

people saying my evil clone would be called greenstonedust but you have failed to consider that 'evil' and 'opposite' are not the same. we all have capacity for evil and thus my opposite self would not be evil, they would be as complex and flawed as i am, just in ways that contrast my own flaws. my EVIL clone would be called shadowkiller666dust the fallen angel of blogging. and they would be cool as fuccckkkkkkkk.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

I kinda want a homoerotic friendship where we both are terrible influences to eachother and beat eachother up but I don’t go outside enough for that

I don’t think I can even be a bad influence unless I encourage someone to smoke and even then I feel like the worse person ever if someone says no I’m not good at peer pressure

It’s trying to say the owner of the car fucked god

if somebody who had you blocked deactivates, their post should become free to reblog again. i'm doing the lords work. i am preserving their message, their history. and all my friends are dragging their corpse around already!!! i wanna drag the corrrpssssseee!! i wanna draaaaagggg theee corrrrpsssseee

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

If you want to see for yourself just how toxic Jax fans are,click on a Jax slander post on Pinterest and look at the commments.