A Sweet Transvestite

pussymuncher7

turns out if you smoke everyday for 4 years multiple times a day before you eat, you might get a stomach ache eating sober

I wish I was one of those people who could shit in public, I’m responsible I won’t smear it on the walls

Soda in the morning feels so gluttonous but indulging is mean to be sweet so you get addicted to the sugar

I can’t even blame my mutual she be hot af if she wasn’t yellow

Google is it normal to want to cry when music is too loud and your food kinda sucks

These bitches ain’t woke with the way they sleeping on me

What’s the point of a road trip if you don’t make your seat your own little bed

I’m bouncing on it, and by that I mean the car, the road is very bumpy

I’m going on VACATION BITCHES!!!

Heavy are the hips that bear the strap

My butt itches