YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS

i skink therefore i scram...!

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.