my brain makes the stupidest kralsei prompts aka kris needs to rob an ikea of blåhaj plushies (via carol's credit card + online ordering) and give them to ralsei, or like, take ralsei to ikea to get the blåhaj plushie
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my brain makes the stupidest kralsei prompts aka kris needs to rob an ikea of blåhaj plushies (via carol's credit card + online ordering) and give them to ralsei, or like, take ralsei to ikea to get the blåhaj plushie

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just my 2 cents but beginning to think that battenna and kralsei are kinda *the* parallel ships
for reference, toby fox has essentially confirmed suselle to be a ship that parallels to alphyne
and as of the 10th anniversary stream, toby doesnt want to "pick sides", but favours a specific dynamic; in this case, it is battenna's "complicated" dynamic
(using "complicated" to keep things brief)
and another "complicated" dynamic that exists is kralsei where we have absolutely no idea where it will go, but it's kinda just as doomed as battenna
first off, both ships share a funny bit about practicing affection on objects that visually resembles the crush
secondly, a visual of putting [ship] on screen with the direct association of pushing buddies
thirdly.
the incident
aka the fact tenna will be given away to mettaton at some point, leaving battat to cope with 2 companions (jongler and pluey)
now, think about what type of ending will happen at the end of deltarune
will we see a similar fate happen between kris and ralsei??
an ending where ralsei _cannot_ stay with kris due to darkner/lightner laws??
and kris is left to cope about it in the light world with 2 companions (susie and noelle) *insert susie going "important people like ralsei cant just disappear right?" and still trying to process ralsei is gone*
this is like my personal crack conspiracy theory/observation, but it feels like toby is making some uncanny parallels between kralsei and battenna being ships about loving someone and ultimately reaching a point where they cannot be together in the narrative (+making the dynamic questionable for extra seasoning)
and to clarify: the relationship is the parallel, *not* the individual characters themselves (kris and ralsei DON'T share personalities with battat or tenna; but they DO follow a similar blueprint)
toby fox KNOWS that noelle is on the way to castle town in the next chapter and he will be ready to give her the susie-like statue instantly
tenna winning the tumblrsexyman poll and toby fox adding a tenna statue patch happened within a few days _cannot_ be a coincidence
there is an obvious connection right there and the most battat thing to do is point out that the annoying dog did this as a result of real-time internet events— *gets dragged out of the room*

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toby fox was incredibly moved by tenna's victory in the tumblrsexyman poll that he needed to add a patch to the game (literally the next day) where he gave battat the golden tenna statue for the mike room
battat helped to get that win for tenna and toby is rewarding that dice with the statue and telling us battat kisses it
trying to find a way to explain the difference between liking spamtenna vs liking battenna
and my mind could only come up with spamtenna is kinda the experience of a weed brownie; it's simply enjoyable because it's a brownie and well, any person can easily mistake a weed brownie for a normal one and like it because it tasted good
the battenna experience, however, is the equivalent of how victorians casually drank cola with the cocaine in it; it hits different from the pleasant experience of eating box-made brownies, like this ship has done unexplainable things to my brain !! TV world used to be my least fave chapter until finding out about the battat ship(s) !!
still trying to find a way to describe it but this is the best my brain my brain has
havent seen a lot of people talking about it, but it's interesting to note that in chapter 5; rudy and asgore are the dads being taken out of the scene of the story, and we are left with an ending where noelle will have an important role with joining kris, susie, and ralsei
meanwhile in [weird route] both dads are safe and alive at the price of both losing their kids (kris and noelle)
i am happy FFXVI fully confirms that only gay people can cast Zettaflare
of course by this I mean Bahamut and Donald Duck
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just read the scarlet and violet arc for pokespe and immediately had to make this edit
Loving the Gil hate we got

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okay while it is obvious that forge carried his entire heart out for max's mom and probably went through an entire period of anguish when june settled down with someone, forge doesnt seem the type to be a homewrecker instead he kinda forced himself to sit down and watch her raise max and his sister
forge likely has seen the puckett family be a good family (to put it in simple words)
and now he's been thrown into a middle school bully with like, a family that is less-than-ideal compared to the example he watched with the puckett family