There should be an emoji of two guys kicking the shit out of a third guy who's in the fetal position on the ground

There should be an emoji of two guys kicking the shit out of a third guy who's in the fetal position on the ground

yuri is when girls

its because youre always at that damn grocery store

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

ba groba naby dooni tudem

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

literally all jobs rn are just like: ohhh were URGENTLY hiring!!! we need employees soooo bad!!! NOT YOU . we need employees right now omgggg stopppp we need workersss…. not you tho i hope you die in a fire forever but omggg nobody wants to work anymore… we are urgently hiring where are all the workerssss…. UGH OMG STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR A JOB !!!! WE DONT WANT YOU !! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE . anyway. we are URGENTLY hirin-

What do we pay? Well we thought you might pay us for the privilege of working here.

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

god gave them hands but not shame