I hate answering phone calls and having the person say “hello,” and then I say “hello” and then they say “this is x” and then I say “oh, hello” and then they snort at my multiple hellos. YOU ARE GIVING ME HELLO PROMPTS!! it is impossible to say anything but hello! no other options exist!
"this is x" "wait i swear i killed you with my car last night do you have some sort of doppelganger? or are YOU a doppelganger?"





















