good night human beings may we fall in love with someone deserving

Dont start fallin in love just because somebody showing you a little bit of attention

try and stop me honestly

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

This is a cinematic masterpiece and if you disagree you’re WRONG

OH MY GOD THIS WAS A STRESSFUL BUT INCREDIBLY SATISFYINGJOURNEY

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

im trying to make you fall hopelessly in love with me by liking all your posts

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro