Lil Puppy Sis

my cute little lacy slouch socks r like a secondary sexual characteristic or an organ n if u try to take them off it will hurt me

tights fuckers are out there operating on levels of perversion the rest of us can only dream of. half those motherfuckers are hornier about light and transparency than they are about toes

there's some dude on pixiv right now doing generational work rendering precise fabric grain and angelic translucency whose work should be studied in art classes 400 years from now who will die forgotten because he's doing all that in the service of a picture where you can juuuuust barely see the pattern on a girl's underwear

to be clear he's a hero and this is a grave injustice

your older sister who is very protective of you and tells you you can always, always text her if you’re in an uncomfortable situation. older sister who picks you up at any time of night, no questions asked, no matter how fucked up you are. older sister who just cares so much and is always so fucking responsible and understanding. who finally breaks one night and takes advantage of your drug-addled mind, who picks you up and drives you somewhere that’s definitely not home and tells you she needs you to know what could happen if you keep being so goddamn reckless

doordash driver in cute lil dog ears came in earlier and i was like “omg i love your ears!!!!! so cute!!!” and she got flustered and was like “thank you i wish they were real…” and i love her so much i hope i can become her friend

girl who quicksaves in front of you and then for the rest of the hangout acts real smug

it’s always better when there’s more lesbians in the world. so anyways i’ve been sneaking estrogen into the food of that bi girl’s boyfriend.

can i lick your underboob sweat and suck your nipples or do you hate me and want me to kill myself. can i dryhump you while i shove my face into your armpit or do you want me to die. what if i was having a MEDICAL EMERGENCY and the only cure was to huff your bulge while i jerked myself off. ? or do you just want me to DIE.

i dont think men are lonely enough

I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection

Impudence is like the perfect princess word. you're impudent. my maid is impudent. Cease this impudence! the princess tongue was made to say words such as this.

you get loved wrong for one childhood and it puts an anime girl archetype where your personality is supposed to be literally whats up with that