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the year is 13 AT (after twilight)

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

gay people

could u be one of them ?

you may be entitled to financial compensation

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism

The United States is a country that believes that the availability of 27 different types of Oreos is somehow an indication of freedom while people starve to death on the streets and die because they can't afford a medication whose price is artificially inflated.

The idea that someone can earn (and therefore deserves) millions or billions of dollars is absolutely asinine! The myth of the "self-made millionaire" is an outright lie! And yet both are bedrocks of American culture.

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

three yikes you’re out

Me blocking people on tumblr.com

First of all, OP is a scrappy doo sympathiser. Secondly, OP got a ticket for jaywalking in the December of 2005

do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community 

this post is cursed because i saw it or something similar in 2013 and i was inspired so i got some clear glitter nail polish and went ham on my macintosh’s keyboard