my cozy room in the middle of manhattan pt. 3, summer in the city

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my cozy room in the middle of manhattan pt. 3, summer in the city

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pretending to be sober at convenience stores
Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??
you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat
You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions
Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.
He seduced his way out, naturally.
A true bard
god fucking damn The Get Down is a fucking masterpiece.

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the greatest moments from Phineas and Ferb:
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, THAT’S WHAT MY BABY SAYS
”I call it the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transporter, or Bo-At for short.”
”I’m not crying, I’m just sweating through my eyes”
when they all shrunk themselves and Baljeet got stuck on top of the lamp with the dead flies
“My name is Doof, and you’ll do what I say, whoop whoop!”
Candace’s voice when she had an allergic reaction to wild parsnips
“Ah, Perry The Platypus, your timing is incredible. And by incredible, I mean comPLETELY CREDIBLE!!!”
Buford’s cupid costume
”I never leave home without my velvet rope!” “Where do you keep that?” “I’ll never tell.”
”So, do I know romance or what?” “What.” “I said, do I know romanc–” “I heard you”
Phineas’s dAMN OBLIVIOUSNESS. LIKE, ISABELLA MAKES IT SO CLEAR THAT SHE LIKES HIM BUT THE BOY CAN’T TAKE A HINT
Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender
”We small band of brothers…and girl from across the street”
”What did you think? A (insert name of object) was just going to fall out of the sky?” *said object falls out of the sky*
STAR WARS CROSSOVER
MARVEL CROSSOVER
when Doofenshmirtz gets glue all over his hands and they get stuck to records, and Perry uses the body control helmet to make Doof create what’s arguably the greatest song ever
Running from love in a bear suit
that one time Alex Hirsch guest starred as a talking juice box
“Paulllll Bunyan’s! Where the food is good (but not too good, eh?)”
“Mom! Phineas and Ferb made me!” “I have some stretch marks that would suggest otherwise.”
Baljeet and Buford’s bromance
the episode when they got the band back together. Just…that episode in its entirety.
“Hit it Carl!” “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” *Carl pulls lever anyway*
when Isabella out-cuted the Meaps with her own natural cuteness
“It’s a scientific fact!”
“I’m you from the future!” “Wait, I am not Indian in the future?”
“I feel reasonably sure it’s over this time. No, wait, he’s up AGAIIIIN”
when Perry bit Doofenshmirtz’s finger and Phineas says “Perry, no! We do not bite the elderly!”
Ferb’s adorable crush on Vanessa
when Baljeet accidentally takes a rock and roll summer class and gets mad because it’s not graded, and performs one hell of a song
Planty the Potted Plant
“GET ON THE TRIKE!!!”
Carl’s “Dr. Coconut” dance
Tuff Shoo Laysizz
“TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD”
O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters (pay no attention to this sign)
“My watermelon!”
the giant floating baby head
Lots of me
when Doof got zapped with the ugly-inator and nothing changed
when Monogram kept laughing about Doofenshmirtz being abbreviated as Doof
I have seen all of five episodes from this show. Maybe.
This is a odd show.
Why do my nostrils whisper to meeeee
“thwart me, perry the platypus”
This show was the ultimate shitpost but damn it was the best
“GET ON THE TRIKE” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen omg
He was so pissed about it too.
how can we forget the most important one?
“a platypus? pERRY THE PLATYPUS!?”
“That doesn’t make any sense”
“ It doesn’t have to I got a monster truck! ”
brick brick brick brick brick brick brick IT’S FUN. [honk]
- That time Doof trapped Perry via social convention - Vanessa and Candice’s “Busted” musical number
This!!!!
shaun: hey
everyone: *ignores him*
shaun:
shaun @ patient:
Theory: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp features the McElroy brothers.
so… 🌟 chunks huh?

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Планы на вечер….
“Plans for the evening”
hey reblog or reply w/ games that feel like home for you, games that immediately make u feel calm and peaceful the second you hear the intro music, and it’s like coming home or a breath of fresh air
I bought a little pink rock salt lamp, and i licked it just now….can confirm it is very salty
Im glad this is Relatable
I used to work at a craft store and once wondered aloud in front of my boss (a grown woman with children) if one of the pink Himalayan salt lamps we’d gotten in tasted salty. She gave me a strange look so I thought that was that, except about thirty minutes later over the radio she says, with no context to anyone else: “Yeah, it’s salty.”
I am so glad that I am not the only one who looks at a salt lamp and immediately feels the desire to lick it.
crave the mineral
Licked one in the walmart once
Yall are starting to concern me
my math teacher last year had one and she let me lick it right on her desk it was invigorating
Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender
Yashima Architects and Associates. Miyamae House. Kanagawa Prefecture. Japan. photos: Ken’ichi Suzuki

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the pros of being aware of your own behaviour: you can tell when you're splitting, you can tell when you're being unreasonable, you can kind of tell when you ARE being reasonable, you can tell when you're expecting people to mind read, you're aware of your behaviour and how to mitigate the harmful parts
the cons of being aware of your own behaviour: it doesn't actually fix anything and you will still have these as your knee-jerk reflexive thinking and behaviour forever
lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die
lab safety
1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.