Give me something I can crush, something I can kill

i need more people to objectify the members of grayscale with me

going to make a curry next week because that involves cooked vegetables and i am very scared to not do that

favorite fitness influencer just made an IG post about not wanting kids lets celebrate that

i am just like so over the way a handful of billionaires run and have ruined the entire world i want to go live in a cave

music was actually invented in 2026 when muna said "sick bitch play a trick bitch on a fake dick"

amazing how fast we've gone from "don't buy any children's toys made in china they might have lead in them" to buying literally everything on temu and ali express

haven't taken a moment lately to appreciate the fact that closing a $2M funding gap at my last job isn't my problem anymore and but i want to appreciate that because it is beautiful

dating when you don't want kids should be an olympic sport and trying to do it on the apps is like 10x harder

bought a lenovo laptop for $900 during the pandemic and now it's on its last legs and the same model is now $1300 and i guarantee it isn't any better

craving a sloppy sub sandwich with lots of lettuce and tomatoes right now but noooo we can't eat that

it's crazy work how women went from "we can do anything" to "I must stay at home and serve my husband" in the span of less than a decade

i'm absolutely fascinated by the way that the frugal guy on tiktok who reuses dental floss and never has his fridge plugged in is baffled by the fact that he's single

if i was dead and some of my body fat got used to do some instagram baddie's bbl i would haunt them so hard