Give me something I can crush, something I can kill

there's only so much one can speak without being listened to before they totally give up

this is about to be the most stressful work week ever for me rip me

just remembered i have ice cream sandwiches in the freezer we're so back

i spent so long cooking dinner tonight and it wasn't even good

generally i like being single but i've been feeling sooo lonely lately

after i successfully fixed my dishwasher last week i'm feeling like a home improvement baddie and i might try to change the oil in my car myself and replace my refrigerator water filter

if i was ariana grande's fat background dancer and i put two and two together and realized she was using me for her body checking i think i would jump off the roof of whatever arena she was playing in