Give me something I can crush, something I can kill

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

also like i don’t know how exactly to phrase this its 2 am but stan twitter language is so ugly like sexual assault allegations that aren’t public yet (meaning in a court case, by the police, of by the victim coming forward on their own) or rumors of harmful drug use by celebrities should not be being spread by some random person on twitter being like “here’s the tea girlies”

this also goes for new information or intense speculation in any open crime investigation especially murder you nasties

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving