Give me something I can crush, something I can kill

i miss being able to eat....any vegetable and not worry about salmonella

it's so funny how skinny people can eat like shit and no one says a word but if a fat person even looks at a cookie people are like "omg diabetes!"

the "scanning a pencil for a TV" guy on tiktok needs to stop making videos my local target has had their security people checking every receipt the last few weeks

you should have to enter your mperks number before commenting on michigan politics

receptionist at the hair salon had two toned hair, huge gauges and a shirt with a skull on it and she still called me "sweets" when i walked in i love having a baby face

also when is grayscale gonna do a headlining tour bc i want to see them live

i kind of wanted to go see 5 seconds of summer when they played near me but i didn't bc i didn't have anyone to go with and now i'm seeing clips from the show and it looks so fun i should have just sucked it up and gone solo

i am always here for making fun of disney adults but unironically the plus size park hoppers are doing a public service of disabled folks but sharing so much accessibility info on the parks and i will go to battle for them

why does every rich person have the same "huge solitaire emerald cut" engagement ring

i think if i was on a reality show like survivor i would come back with such major trust issues

booked a hair appointment at a new salon for tomorrow and since i was going sight unseen i just booked with whoever was available but a little ig stalking reveals that the stylist is a really cool alt girl im so stressed

depression room is getting messy again and feeling so unmotivated at work

the only time i want a man is when i need something fixed because repair guys talk to you like you have an iq of -10 if you're a woman

day job is getting in the way of my real job (being a hater)