Give me something I can crush, something I can kill

craving a sloppy sub sandwich with lots of lettuce and tomatoes right now but noooo we can't eat that

it's crazy work how women went from "we can do anything" to "I must stay at home and serve my husband" in the span of less than a decade

i'm absolutely fascinated by the way that the frugal guy on tiktok who reuses dental floss and never has his fridge plugged in is baffled by the fact that he's single

if i was dead and some of my body fat got used to do some instagram baddie's bbl i would haunt them so hard

i will never buy liberty mutual insurance simply because of how annoying i find their ads

it's insane how cold emailing people never works and how that's the #1 piece of advice people give to new grads