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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

this is metal af

its quite literally like when people are trying to make a woman as weird as possible they make her realistic by accident

check out this freak. she’s got “interests” and “hobbies.”

I'm glad I can remove my sight sometimes. Must suck having to see things all the time. (This post made by glasses gang)

Thought this post was gonna be about closing your eyes but it checks out any way

Aw shit I forgot you can do that!!!! Shit!

It’s Monday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Tuesday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Wednesday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Thursday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Friday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Saturday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Sunday did you take your medicine ?

This actually reminded me to take my meds, thank you

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

yeah and it would’ve fucking slapped

what happened today