nice to be nice to the nice.

All I'm saying is if James T. Kirk were here he already would have convinced ChatGPT to kill itself

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

I like the idea of humans being totally fucked up and monstrous by Eridian standards, horrible oozing freezing bendy giants with gnashing teeth and flesh that gives under the slightest touch and easily ‘visible’ organs and blood and squish, and so Rocky is a literal monsterfucker, he’s a wild pervert. He comes home with Grace in tow and the Eridians are like “Christ what is that” and Rocky’s like “Mate 😊” and now everyone thinks Rocky is an insane freak

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)