i’ve got more girlballs than girlbrains

reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark

White people dont say gee whilikers anymore

i say “golly” and “jeepers” as much as i can to make up for it

Thank you for your Caucasian diaspora cultural preservation efforts

Dipping bread into soups is a cure all actually

i just want a girl to look at me and hope i’m gay

people just don't tap dance in movies like they used to

instead of degrading women, maybe we should upgrade women. im talking bigger boobs. faster downloading. lasers

8 core 3.5 GHz with overclocking, TitanX gpu longer legs, liquid cooling 😍😍😍

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

None of us are funny