Satan's Bard

It’s a tiddies out look what’s not clicking

She also apparently brought a fucking cake like how much more cartoonishly evil can you get??

And if you’re a dollar over what they decide poor is, suddenly you’re just not

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

I take care of dragon

????? what dragon

Booty (licious)

Pussy (vicious)

Cock (nutritious)

Tits (malicious)

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

LOL yep that’s the day job! I started last year after graduating, working on the NASA side of things with the mission doing social media/outreach, so I’m going to do my obligatory HUBBY LINK DROP: insta, twitter, fb

Effing wow 😮

@forestwildflower

Dang

POW

the delay where you think it might be possible that the tree will survive and then…nope

Fantastic video! And it perfectly illustrates why you never rest under a tree during a lightning storm. Not for risk of electrocution, but because of the tree. When lightning struck the tree, all of the sap inside of it boiled spontaneously - that’s what caused the tree to explode. So you’re more likely to be injured by shrapnel, boiling hot sap, and/or have stuff fall on you than be electrocuted.

Adventurer’s Tip #301: Please, for the love of anygod, do not stand under trees during a storm. See above for details.

What the fuck are you on my dude

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

And it’s kosher!

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”