grade three a-hole

It’s pumpkin season guise.

FEED THE PUMPKINS

YOOO HELL YEAH MAKE THIS MAN FAMOUS

wait I always assumed this guy was a girl

Chris is a forest spirit beyond the bounds of mortal gender. Also possibly some kind of stork.

I’m willing to believe that his arms and legs are conscious entities entirely separate from his body

I saw his show live one of the best lines was “I’m not a man or a women, I’m a show pig”

wine drunk me is a genius as always

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

This is the most Big Dick Energy post I’ve ever seen

you CANNOT give another human being the responsibility of your happiness.

Ok but why is body positivity so focused on telling people that they’re beautiful, rather than telling them that beauty is not the highest achievement for human beings?

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

put this in the MOMA