the choice is yours.

all I want in life is $10,000,000 and to leave people happier than I find them

Summer!!!!

no! too soon!!

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

I had no idea that was the post I’ve been waiting for

@classy-yetvulgar

appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

“Thar be booty to be found matey” “Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful” “Matey”

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter? Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U Pirate2: Matey

oh my god