DILF HUNTER

depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark 

destiel will be supernatural’s legacy no matter what anyone says or does and that fact keeps me warm at night

pov you just asked gus for the bts meal

“pulling stunts that strengthen the public’s perception of gay people as satanic perverts“ yeah lil nas x is definitely the first and only gay artist to use christian imagery ironically and if we direct all of our stupid outrage at him we can salvage the good image of the homosexual community in the eyes of the church once and for all. good take  

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

alright but here’s the real personality quiz: do you wear a fabric mask with some kind of pattern or a plain colored mask, or one of those disposable masks that they use in hospitals?

in high school my friend and i used to judge people based on how good their “birthday” episode of supernatural was LOL like my birthday is july 17 so my episode is 7x17 “the born-again identity” (nice). if you’re past the season finale you loop back to the beginning i.e. she’s nov 27 which gives you 11x04 “baby” (also nice). anyway sound off what’s your birthday episode i’m not going to steal your identity i promise

jensen ackles has now officially been on the receiving end of homophobia and he's not even gay.

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

everybody lives alternate ending but V keeps throwing shit at johnny and forgetting that it can actually hit him and now johnny has a massive bruise from V throwing a plate at him